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And a few more interesting 'quotes' found while browsing...
A few quotes and sayings that we found around while browsing, to add to a few already posted further down... Some are funny, some are really deep and a few that everyone of us can relate to wink
  • The two rules for success in life are:
    1) Never tell them everything you know.

  • Teamwork is essential. It lets you blame someone else. -Anonymous

  • Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

  • If all goes well, you've overlooked something!

  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

  • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

  • Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

  • Everything you see is blocking your sight...

  • Warning: Problem accessing FAT system. Want to try the SKINNY one? Repeat Abort

  • Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

  • Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

  • If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

  • Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

  • It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

  • Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

  • Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

  • Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

  • Oh Lord, give me patience...and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

  • C:EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can

  • A dirty book is rarely dusty.

  • Life would be easier if I had the source code.

  • Common sense isn't.

  • But what if I'm a figment of my OWN imagination?

  • Junk: stuff we throw away.Stuff: junk we keep.

  • Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

  • There's an exception to every rule, except this one.

  • I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.

  • If you can't convince them, confuse them.

  • I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

  • Black holes are where God divided by zero.

  • Smoking is a leading cause of statistics.

  • A Smith & Wesson beats 4 Aces!

  • Todays subliminal message is " "

  • This quote is SHAREWARE! To Register, send me $10.

  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

  • If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

  • Department of Redundancy Department

  • As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

  • ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

  • Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.

  • Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

  • Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue ...

  • Born free; taxed to death.

  • All computers wait at the same speed.

  • All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

  • Ever notice how fast Windows95 runs? Neither did I.

  • Def: Real life; The thing you do between down-loads.

  • Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

  • RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.

  • The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

  • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

  • ...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

  • The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

  • Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

  • Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

  • Rehab is for quitters.

  • I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

  • If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

  • I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

  • I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

  • Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

  • I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every waking minute of it.

  • I plan to live forever or die trying.

  • "Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

  • 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

  • Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

  • War doesn't determine who is right, just who is left.

  • Nobody goes there anymore--it's too crowded.

  • I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

  • Wisdom is realizing how little you know.

  • Never trust a skinny cook.

  • The best compression around: del *.*

  • Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

  • Only dead fish go with the current.

  • A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

  • On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.

  • People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

  • Reality is an illusion created by alcoholic deficiency.

  • A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

  • There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.

  • If you don't know where you're going, you're never lost.

  • Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

  • Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.


Have any nice or interesting sayings you would like to add? Feel free to add all bellow as comments !
31 Jul 2006 by Jose Falcao
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